my only talent is being annoying
i’m sitting in my room trying to build up the courage to ask my mom to hang out with me today
okay here goes i’ll you know what she says
she said no
how is this not illegal
"I need to pass this class"
*starts calculating what I need to get on tests and quizzes instead of actually studying for the class*
I’d be the worst food critic because I would just try someones food they made and be like ew this has tomatoes in it 0/10 this sucks.
look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
THAT ONE IS EATING HIM
“hooray! we slew the giant!”
It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant
Photo by starsoftrinity
Frozen Oods, now conveniently located in the underwear aisle.
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
H E L L F I R E
we’re actually Valkyries
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.